Dont send me your hospital bill for breaking your neck

Follow my lead:
Ladies - when you see a guy in a "nice car" DONT:

• Break your neck trying to see what he looks like
• Start drawing attention to yourself
• Walk with that EX-tra swagger
• Start putting on lipstick/lipgloss at the traffic light
• Turn-up you music (especially if the songs talks about sex, sexy females, or a guy seeing a female who he thinks is sexy)

Just STOP making a big deal about it (you look like a Mercedes groupie) We are blowing Negro's egos up and Im here to shut that thang down like..... RIGHT NOW - you've been served

Okay - I feel a lot better now

Do I look 5 Years Old to you?
Then why are you talking to me - like I NEED for you to talk to me.

This is what I'm wondering when People who think they know it all - Go Wild!
All up in my business like I'm the child.
Excuse me but you cant even tie your own shoes. (Just trying to make a point)
Telling me about what you think I should do
Talk until your face is blue
I don't care I'm not really listening to you
Why don't you go write a book
or better yet
take a look
in the mirror - at Yo beam - in Yo eye
Mighty big
care to tell me why
Maybe you should try to quit
Keep your mouth close and stay out of other people's shit
Yeah I said a really bad word
But it wasn't as bad as your opinion

I guess I needed to vent that
My God-mother (Yeah, I called her out) she is that much of a control freak. And here I am trying to keep my attitude tempeture to 250 degrees - all the while boiling at aggravation.
Here is my real issue... I really don't want to say what's on my mind because that's a VERY dangerous thing. I mean I may not even be friends with some people if I told them what I really think about some of the things they do or say. I have learned to bite my tongue and the good thing about that is that while I'm biting I realize that I have somethings with me that someone can very have the "opinion" that I have any of the following issues:
A Bad Attitude
A Bad Opinion
A Bad Conclusion
An Accusation
A know it all
A tell it all
A Female Dog (The show is over folks - no more curse words here)
Rude
Inconsiderate (Ooo - I would love to hear that thought)
Or just plain out telling you how dumb something or somebody is...
that's all (smile)

Okay - I feel a lot better now

That Harley Smile...