U wanna know whats going on in my personal life...?
Not a dang thing
Im so boring right now - Im reviewing my AARP benefits for the next year

I take naps and go to bed around 10pm.
Aint nothing going on

You want suspense?
You want drama?
You want trama?

Next time you ask me that question and presume Im keeping information from you - Im just going to make something up.

Would that be better?